<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505663779360536565</id><updated>2009-09-26T07:09:54.362-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Jackass News Room</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jackassnews.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5505663779360536565/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jackassnews.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Peter Hill</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>14</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505663779360536565.post-2892193055294814613</id><published>2008-06-30T20:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-30T20:59:02.850-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hallmark As They Cut 335 Jobs'/><title type='text'>"Best Wishes" From Hallmark As They Cut 335 Jobs</title><content type='html'>Hallmark Cards Incorporated announced that they will cut some 335 immediately as it looks to consolidate its greeting card business.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script language="javascript" src="http://www.thenewsroom.com/mash/swf/voxant_player.js?a=V2449297&amp;m=529631&amp;w=400&amp;h=320"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5505663779360536565-2892193055294814613?l=jackassnews.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jackassnews.blogspot.com/feeds/2892193055294814613/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5505663779360536565&amp;postID=2892193055294814613' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5505663779360536565/posts/default/2892193055294814613'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5505663779360536565/posts/default/2892193055294814613'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jackassnews.blogspot.com/2008/06/best-wishes-from-hallmark-as-they-cut.html' title='&quot;Best Wishes&quot; From Hallmark As They Cut 335 Jobs'/><author><name>Peter Hill</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05096813714802274644'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505663779360536565.post-417026174862153177</id><published>2008-06-30T18:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-30T18:36:56.405-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Race Rundown: The gas price election?</title><content type='html'>According to a new Associated Press-Yahoo poll, 90 percent of Americans expect gas prices to squeeze them financially. The AP's Julie Pace says the big question is whether gas prices will affect how people vote in November.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script language="javascript" src="http://www.thenewsroom.com/mash/swf/voxant_player.js?a=V2288327&amp;m=529521&amp;w=300&amp;h=325"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5505663779360536565-417026174862153177?l=jackassnews.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jackassnews.blogspot.com/feeds/417026174862153177/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5505663779360536565&amp;postID=417026174862153177' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5505663779360536565/posts/default/417026174862153177'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5505663779360536565/posts/default/417026174862153177'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jackassnews.blogspot.com/2008/06/race-rundown-gas-price-election.html' title='Race Rundown: The gas price election?'/><author><name>Peter Hill</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05096813714802274644'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505663779360536565.post-4858448619889258825</id><published>2008-06-30T18:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-30T18:30:48.276-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Who Will Women Vote For?'/><title type='text'>Who Will Women Vote For?</title><content type='html'>Barack Obama supporter Gov. Bill Richardson (D-N.M.) and John McCain advisor Carly Fiorina speak with Bob Schieffer about the chances of women voting for either candidate in November.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script language="javascript" src="http://www.thenewsroom.com/mash/swf/voxant_player.js?a=V2542375&amp;m=529512&amp;w=300&amp;h=325"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5505663779360536565-4858448619889258825?l=jackassnews.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jackassnews.blogspot.com/feeds/4858448619889258825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5505663779360536565&amp;postID=4858448619889258825' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5505663779360536565/posts/default/4858448619889258825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5505663779360536565/posts/default/4858448619889258825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jackassnews.blogspot.com/2008/06/who-will-women-vote-for.html' title='Who Will Women Vote For?'/><author><name>Peter Hill</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05096813714802274644'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5505663779360536565.post-4250689719167428657</id><published>2008-06-30T18:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-30T18:22:32.329-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Obama Aims For Clinton Fans'/><title type='text'>Obama Aims For Clinton Fans</title><content type='html'>Barack Obama has gained the support of former rival Hillary Clinton, but not all of her supporters are happy. As Kimberly Dozier reports, Obama may have difficulty swaying female voters.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script language="javascript" src="http://www.thenewsroom.com/mash/swf/voxant_player.js?a=V2574875&amp;m=529509&amp;w=400&amp;h=400"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5505663779360536565-4250689719167428657?l=jackassnews.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jackassnews.blogspot.com/feeds/4250689719167428657/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5505663779360536565&amp;postID=4250689719167428657' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5505663779360536565/posts/default/4250689719167428657'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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Lizzard Eggs!</title><content type='html'>&lt;script language="javascript" src="http://thenewsroom.com/mash/swf/voxant_player.js?a=T2331529&amp;m=489326&amp;w=410&amp;h=750"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5505663779360536565-2896745536528516445?l=jackassnews.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://jackassnews.blogspot.com/feeds/2896745536528516445/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5505663779360536565&amp;postID=2896745536528516445' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5505663779360536565/posts/default/2896745536528516445'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5505663779360536565/posts/default/2896745536528516445'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://jackassnews.blogspot.com/2008/05/whats-for-breakfast-lizzard-eggs.html' title='Whats For Breakfast? 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